Okay, I know it doesn't show on my face, but I am really psyched that I made it all the way up here! I have been working on this since yesterday and here I am! If I keep going at this rate, I'll be driving by age 7!
I am really wavering between insane happiness and complete panic. How the hell do I get down from here!?!
Nothing about this feels good...he's a good 12 inches off the ground, crying and laughing at the same time, and doesn't have a clue what he's gotten himself into. I can only predict that we will go through this situation about 60,000,000 times in the next two weeks...until his legs get long enough to actually reach the ground.
Mom, you're really going along with this? I'm shocked! I truly can't believe it! Oooooh...this means trouble!
So, you're saying that if I wanted to do that, you'd let me? For real? Hmmm...this kid might be on to something after all!
Okay, maybe if I put my foot down first and scootch my way forward...pleeeease let this work! I'm getting hungry!