Partners in Crime

Negotiating for lawn mower rights...

Matt: I get to use the pink lawn mower if you get the pink hat.

Hailey: DEAL!


Matt: Ha! I love when things work out my way!


Hailey: You win some, you lose some...at least I got this cool hat.


Matt: These buttons? You don't want me to touch these buttons??? Can you just tell me one more time...I keep forgetting!


Matt: Are you sure you don't want me to touch these buttons? They're right at my level though...are you sure???


Hailey: What? I'm not doing anything...I'm just standing here. No, I didn't tell him to do anything...why would you think that? You don't believe this innocent little face?

The Modern Woman

The Modern Woman does not need her brother to sit in time out with her (but it's nice sometimes).

The Modern Woman can multi-task. Yes, I can walk the baby in the stroller while I mow the lawn. Can't you?

The Modern Woman knows what she wants and knows how to ask for it. The Modern Woman is not ashamed to show her happiness...she's proud of it!

The Modern Woman can give herself a yogurt facial during lunch...maximize your time, ladies!

The Modern Woman is always easy to reach. Her cell phone is just an arm's length away...call me!