Hailey: Brie, will you play with me?
Brie: I don't play with children...they're beneath me...literally and figuratively.
Brie: Okay, but only because you're cute and I believe that I'm smarter than you.
Matthew: Mom, I'm getting on the dog bed again. I don't care if I don't know how to get off. I want to be on the dog bed. Wait! Brie's on here! I need to get her off!
Brie: Are we really going to play this game again?Brie: Okay, now that you've gotten me out of bed, I'll play.
Matt: YAY!!!! Let's play with fishy...all of my toys are too new and clean.
Matt: Hey! Licking wasn't part of the deal!!! Gross!!!
Brie: I can't help it. You taste like lunch!
Matt: Maybe if I crouch down on the ground, she won't notice me any more.
Brie: That's right...get lower...you're more vulnerable that way!
Hailey: What the hell is that? It's gross! I am not playing with that.
Brie: Come on...you're so cute and delicate. Please play with me!
Hailey: Okay, what do we do?
Matt: We hold fishy and try to let Brie get it. When she does, we laugh and try to pull it out of her mouth.
Brie: Gee, this game sounds really fun for me, huh?
Matt: No, Brie, like this...just mush your face into fishy...don't try to eat her!
Hailey: If Brie doesn't understand the game, what's the point?
Brie: I understand the game...I just think it sucks.
Matt: Hailey, pet her head, like this.
Hailey: Get off of me!!!
Brie: This game is going nowhere really fast! Hailey, I'll try to save you...we can be on the same team.
Hailey: Yeah Brie! You knocked him over! I didn't even know you were allowed to do that! We win!
Brie: Yeah we do...
Matt: Hey! This isn't what I had in mind when I asked you two to play!
Hailey: Come on...how hard can it be to get fishy away from Brie?
Brie: You never know Little One. I might surprise you!
Hailey: Nah, I win and it was easy...just because you're bigger doesn't mean you're smarter!
Brie: You sure are cute though...can I just give you a little lick?
Hailey: No licking...that's not how I roll. It's gross and unsanitary. Please go get me a wipe.
Matt: Here Brie! Wanna play with my toys??? I love you!
Brie: I love you guys too. I know I always seem annoyed when you poke me in the eyes or pull my whiskers, but I'm so glad you're finally playing with me!