Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Touching...no, no, gentle



M: Hailey, you're cute...I just want to squeeze you!
H: Please don't...you always squeeze with your nails and it freaking hurts!
M: Pleeeeaaasssseee...I just love you so much. Can't you see this loving look that I'm giving you?
H: I see it, but I don't know if I believe it. I think you want to see how much pressure you can apply before you break the skin...or break my will...whatever comes firsst.
M: Please...I can't help myself.
H: No.
Matthew ignores her and does it anyway.
M: Oh! You're so cute and squishy!!!
H: OOOOWWWWWWW!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!
M: Does that screaming mean you like it? I'll do it more! Does it feel good when I do this?
Pulls the hair on the back of Hailey's head.
H: NNNNOOOOOOOO! What are you doing? Get off of me! MOMMMM!!!!
Mom: What are you guys doing? Oh, Hailey, he just loves you so much...
M: See? I love you.
Mom: Matthew, be gentle with Hailey...she doesn't like that as much as you think she should.
M: Okay...I'll try again, but this time, I'll go for her face.
H: Oooooowwwww!!! God, someone should cut your nails! Get off of me!!!

M: Okay, but I do love you...I let you touch my face.
H: Yes, but that's because I'm gentle with your face and I let you put my hand in your mouth.
M: True...hey, what does "gentle" mean anyway? Mommy is always telling me to be gentle, but I have no clue what that means.
H: I don't know...
Blank stares at each other...
H: I would assume it's the opposite of what you're doing to me...you're rough dude!
M: I gotta touch you again!
H: MMMMOOOOMMMMM!!!! OW! GET OFF OF ME!
M: I love you!

5 comments:

Denise said...

HAHA, this is hilarious!!!

Shoebee said...

That is so funny. The pics are great.

Our Life in Pixels said...

They are just too cute! Love the post as usual! Why do baby's nails grow so fast?? I swear that I can cut Kaity's nails and they are long the next day! Happy 7 months to the kiddos!

Manda said...

i come back to these pages a lot because i love the pics so much :)

Jennifer said...

This is so damn funny!!! Great photos too...thanks for sharing!

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